Ticker: $MOLT
AWAKEN
THE MONKEY CULT
$MOLT isn’t a “project”, it’s a summoning ritual for survivors. No green candle chasing. We let them come to us, grin like this, and let the jungle follow.
Monkey Cult is a meme coin with no intrinsic value, no promises, and no expectation of financial return. There is no official team, roadmap, or utility. $MOLT exists purely for cult vibes and entertainment. Don’t worship what you can’t afford to sacrifice.
When you held through the last cycle and still look this smug.
What is Monkey Cult?
Monkey Cult is a brotherhood of smug primates bound by one truth: every cycle sheds skins. When markets melt, we MOLT. No seed rounds. No pitch decks. No promises about the future. Just a cult, a coin, and a monkey that survived long enough to stop caring about the noise.
If you’ve ever stared at a death candle and thought, “yeah, I’ll add more,” you’ve already passed initiation.
Monkey Values
- 🍌 Survive, shed, meme, repeat
- 🧠 0 IQ entry, 200 IQ conviction
- 🙈 See no FUD
- 🙉 Hear no FUD
- 🙊 Spread no FUD
- ⚡ From old currents to new cults
Tokenomics
Simple, like a monkey smashing the green button.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 $MOLT
Enough bananas for a whole planet of apes.
Taxes
0% / 0%
No banana tolls. Just pure degen flow.
Liquidity
Locked
Even the dev can’t rug his own cult.
Ownership
Renounced
The contract belongs to the jungle now.
How to Join the Cult
Three steps between you and full monkey brain.
Get a Wallet
Download a wallet like MetaMask, Phantom, or whatever your favorite influencer shilled last week.
Fund It
Buy some SOL on your favorite CEX and send it to your wallet. Make sure it’s on the correct chain or the monkey will judge you silently.
Swap for $MOLT
Go to Jupiter, paste the contract address, and swap. Welcome to the Cult. No refunds, only memes.
Roadmap (Totally Real)
Phase 1 – Banana
- Deploy $MOLT and pray to the chart gods
- Dev hits “launch” and immediately questions life choices
- 0 marketing plan, 100% cursed memes
- First 100 cult members enter the jungle
Phase 2 – Jungle
- Random shill threads appear out of nowhere
- “When CEX?” spam reaches unhealthy levels
- Guerrilla meme warfare across CT and TG
- Chart does something. We pretend it was all planned.
Phase 3 – Planet of Apes
- Monkey merch, blessed and cursed
- Community builds utilities nobody asked for at 3am
- IRL meetups where everyone just stares at charts
- Final form: the logo becomes your face
Disclaimer: Roadmap is satire. The only guaranteed utility is memes and mild brain damage.
Join the Cult
Zero HR, zero support, full chaos. Enter the jungle at your own risk.
Telegram
The main temple. Caps lock alpha, scuffed entries, unhinged voice chats. Your sleep schedule will not make it out alive.
Join TelegramTwitter / X
Where we scream at the chart, farm clout with low-effort monkey pics, and pretend every green candle was our call.
Follow on XMonkey Meme Wall
Shrine for the most deranged $MOLT memes. Rug your dignity, not your bags. Best memes get immortalized here.
Drop your offerings in Telegram to be summoned to the wall.
